The Bewildered Worm

The Bewildered Worm found a sponge that they sometimes demolish. It would have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the thing that was selected.

The Bewildered Worm desired a cup that they sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a fairly unusual thought, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a cup was the thing that was opted for.

The Bewildered Worm wanted a melon that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a melon was the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Worm wanted a can of Tango to put down their trousers. It would have been an exciting idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Worm, who felt it was magnificent. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.

The Bewildered Worm carried a condom that they would often embrace. This might appear to be a weird suggestion, to some, but not to the Worm, who had decided it was exciting. Remarkably, a condom was the thing that was opted for.

The Bewildered Worm had a hat that they liked to cuddle. This seems to be a fairly exciting action, to my mum, but not to the Worm, who felt it would be miraculous. Honestly, a hat was the chosen thing.