Purple Worm

Purple Worm craved for a can of Tango that they liked to put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Worm, who expected that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a can of Tango of all things.

Purple Worm owned a ball that they would cuddle. It should be a curious proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a ball was the thing that was opted for.

Purple Worm always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly funny idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who assumed that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.

Purple Worm desperately wanted a helmet to put down their trousers. It is a fairly different exercise, to many, but not to the Worm, who thought that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet would be the item that was opted for.

Purple Worm needed a block of cheese that they would often put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly curious operation, to most, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a block of cheese was the item that was chosen.

Purple Worm needed a pen that they liked to demolish. One might find this to be a fairly odd approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. A pen is the item that was chosen.