The Funny Worm

The Funny Worm desperately needed a painting of a melon that they would often put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly different exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the item to choose.

The Funny Worm often carried a pint of beer that they would hug. It might have been a fairly unusual suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Worm, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

The Funny Worm carried a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a fairly funny idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who felt that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand having that done to it

The Funny Worm often carried a porno magazine that they would put up their bum. One might find this to be a strange operation, to you and me, but not to the Worm, who expected that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

The Funny Worm desperately craved for a rubber johnny to demolish. This could be considered a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Worm, who expected that the idea was miraculous. A rubber johnny being the chosen item.

The Funny Worm owned a melon that they liked to smash. It would be an unusual exercise, to you, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Strangely, a melon would be the thing that was selected.