A Talented Worm

A Talented Worm desired a vibrator that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Worm, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.

A Talented Worm had a bag of poop that they liked to sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Worm, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a bag of poop being the item opted for.

A Talented Worm desperately desired a ball that they would occasionally share. It should be a fairly curious idea, to most, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a ball would be the thing that was chosen.

A Talented Worm desperately needed a cucumber that they would sometimes break. This is certainly a new action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Worm, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a cucumber is the item to select.

A Talented Worm desperately desired a mug to sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Worm, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a mug having that done to it

A Talented Worm wanted a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly weird activity, to my mum, but not to the Worm, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.