The Bewildered Worm

The Bewildered Worm always carried a block of cheese to cuddle. One might say this is a fairly surprising approach to life, to some, but not to the Worm, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Worm desperately searched for a bag of flour that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly new thing to do, to you, but not to the Worm, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour was the chosen item.

The Bewildered Worm had a condom that they liked to break. It should have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to most, but not to the Worm, who thought that the idea was simply life. A condom would be the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Worm always kept a set of lego that they liked to play with. It would have been a fairly new thought, to me and my children, but not to the Worm, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a set of lego is the item to choose.

The Bewildered Worm searched for a computer that they liked to worship. One might say this is a fairly exciting thought, to me and my children, but not to the Worm, who had decided it was exciting. Who would have thought, a computer being the thing selected.

The Bewildered Worm desperately needed a melon to demolish. It was a different approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who assumed that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon is the thing to choose.