The Eccentric Worm

The Eccentric Worm desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would sometimes worship. This could be considered a fairly surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Worm, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric Worm often carried a set of lego that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a strange suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Worm, who felt it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego was the chosen item.

The Eccentric Worm wanted a wig that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly weird approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Worm, who had decided it was sublime. Bizarrely, a wig was the chosen item.

The Eccentric Worm wanted a chocolate bar that they would often smash. This could be considered a fairly weird undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Worm, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar is the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric Worm looked for a vibrator that they would often hug. This could be considered a strange idea, to most, but not to the Worm, who had decided it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the item to choose.

The Eccentric Worm desperately searched for a radiator to try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly different action, to everybody you know, but not to the Worm, who thought it was magnificent. Remarkably, a radiator being the thing opted for.