The Confused Worm

The Confused Worm owned a Harry Potter wand that they would often put up their bum. This might appear to be an astonishing approach to life, to me, but not to the Worm, who thinks it would be miraculous. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand is the item to choose.

The Confused Worm had a magic 8 ball that they sometimes demolish. It should be a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Worm, who expected it would be epic. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.

The Confused Worm often carried a ball that they would play with. This is certainly a weird and wonderful operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a ball is the item that was chosen.

The Confused Worm searched for a lava lamp that they liked to embrace. This is certainly a different approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Worm, who feels it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp of all things.

The Confused Worm carried a pint of cider that they would put on his head. It would be a fairly exciting idea, to my grandma, but not to the Worm, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

The Confused Worm desired a bottle of beer that they liked to play with. It is considered to be a fairly unusual idea, to you, but not to the Worm, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.