The Naughty Worm

The Naughty Worm craved for a CD player to experiment on. It is considered to be an unusual activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a CD player was the chosen item.

The Naughty Worm always kept a can of Tango that they would occasionally experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the thing to select.

The Naughty Worm desperately desired a wig to worship. One might say this is a fairly astonishing activity, to me, but not to the Worm, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a wig is the thing to select.

The Naughty Worm found a bat that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be an odd approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who felt it was the most awesome idea. A bat being the item opted for.

The Naughty Worm wanted a cucumber that they would often put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly original suggestion, to my children, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber would be the item chosen.

The Naughty Worm desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would rub on his belly. One might consider this to be an exciting activity, to me and my children, but not to the Worm, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the thing selected.