The Grumpy Worm

The Grumpy Worm desperately desired a can of coke that they liked to insert somewhere. It was a fairly surprising thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Worm desperately searched for a dildo that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was a fairly new proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Worm, who assumed that this idea is sublime. A dildo having that done to it

The Grumpy Worm desperately searched for a mug that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly strange thought, to my children, but not to the Worm, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a mug is the item to opt for.

The Grumpy Worm desired a custard pie that they sometimes worship. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing idea, to many, but not to the Worm, who feels that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie being the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Worm carried a rubber chicken to cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly weird thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Worm, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

The Grumpy Worm carried a hat that they liked to hug. It would have been a somewhat surprising approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a hat is the thing to opt for.