The Grumpy Worm

The Grumpy Worm found a helmet that they sometimes drop. This seems a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Worm, who felt that the idea was miraculous. A helmet would be the item chosen.

The Grumpy Worm needed a can of coke to sleep with. It is considered to be an astonishing operation, to many, but not to the Worm, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Worm wanted a can of Tango that they sometimes put on his head. This could be considered a funny operation, to you, but not to the Worm, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.

The Grumpy Worm wanted a bat that they sometimes share. One might say this is a fairly surprising operation, to me, but not to the Worm, who felt it would be sublime. Honestly, a bat was the thing that was selected.

The Grumpy Worm often carried a dildo that they would occasionally hug. It was a fairly unusual action, to my mum, but not to the Worm, who felt that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a dildo being the thing selected.

The Grumpy Worm owned a bag of flour that they sometimes hug. It would have been an astonishing action, to me and my children, but not to the Worm, who considered that this idea is wonderous. A bag of flour being the chosen item.