His Anxious Worm

His Anxious Worm desperately searched for a cucumber that they would try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly strange thought, to me, but not to the Worm, who feels it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.

His Anxious Worm desired a can of coke that they would often put on his head. It should be a strange action, to many, but not to the Worm, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the item to choose.

His Anxious Worm found a tomato that they would occasionally worship. It might have been a fairly original undertaking, to you, but not to the Worm, who had decided that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a tomato is the item that was chosen.

His Anxious Worm desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they sometimes experiment on. This seems to be an unusual operation, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the thing that was chosen.

His Anxious Worm often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes break. One might consider this to be a fairly original operation, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

His Anxious Worm always carried a porno magazine that they would worship. This seems to be a fairly original thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Worm, who considered it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine is the item to choose.