His Hungry Worm

His Hungry Worm desired a rubber chicken that they sometimes sleep with. It was a fairly astonishing proposal, to my children, but not to the Worm, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. A rubber chicken being the thing selected.

His Hungry Worm desperately desired a pint of cider that they would occasionally throw. It might be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Worm, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider having that done to it

His Hungry Worm often carried a porno magazine to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary operation, to my grandma, but not to the Worm, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a porno magazine having that done to it

His Hungry Worm needed a stretchman that they would sometimes hug. It should be a fairly weird proposal, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the item to opt for.

His Hungry Worm looked for a stapler that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly funny operation, to my mum, but not to the Worm, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a stapler having that done to it

His Hungry Worm owned a bottle of wine that they would often insert somewhere. This seems a new thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine would be the item that was opted for.