A Fat Worm

A Fat Worm searched for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally eat. One might consider this to be a peculiar activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Worm, who felt it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.

A Fat Worm craved for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes drop. It might be a fairly peculiar activity, to you, but not to the Worm, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.

A Fat Worm always had with them a rubber chicken that they would often try to balance on their head. This is certainly a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Worm, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken of all things.

A Fat Worm owned a condom that they would sometimes put on his head. This could be considered a fairly surprising exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Worm, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A condom is the item to select.

A Fat Worm wanted a lava lamp that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would have been a new activity, to many, but not to the Worm, who thinks that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a lava lamp of all things.

A Fat Worm always kept a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a weird undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Worm, who thought that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.