Horny Worm

Horny Worm always had with them a big sponge to hug. One might say this is a surprising thing to do, to my children, but not to the Worm, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a big sponge is the item to select.

Horny Worm desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would sometimes smash. It would be a funny exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Worm, who felt it was epic. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke being the item opted for.

Horny Worm desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would drop. It was considered to be a fairly strange proposal, to some, but not to the Worm, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

Horny Worm desperately desired a wig that they would often play with. This seems an extraordinary action, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a wig is the thing to choose.

Horny Worm always had with them a lava lamp that they would occasionally experiment on. This might appear to be an astonishing undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

Horny Worm always had with them a rubber johnny that they would often sleep with. One might say this is a fairly odd action, to my children, but not to the Worm, who thought that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.