A Square Worm

A Square Worm desired a hat that they liked to experiment on. It might have been a fairly surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a hat having that done to it

A Square Worm always had with them a block of cheese that they sometimes smash. It is considered to be a fairly exciting action, to me, but not to the Worm, who thought that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.

A Square Worm always had with them a teapot that they would occasionally play with. It was considered to be a fairly weird thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Worm, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.

A Square Worm had a dildo that they liked to share. It would have been a different thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Worm, who considered it was stunning. Remarkably, a dildo being the thing selected.

A Square Worm desperately looked for a radiator that they would occasionally throw. This seems to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my children, but not to the Worm, who felt that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator would be the item that was opted for.

A Square Worm desperately wanted a melon that they liked to put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly odd operation, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a melon of all things.