The Purple Worm

The Purple Worm needed a dildo that they sometimes play with. It should have been a funny undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

The Purple Worm desired a bag of flour that they liked to annihilate This might appear to be a fairly curious exercise, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bag of flour would be the chosen thing.

The Purple Worm found a rubber johnny that they would throw. This could be considered a fairly astonishing action, to my grandma, but not to the Worm, who thought it would be fun. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

The Purple Worm always carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a weird thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Worm, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a block of cheese was the chosen item.

The Purple Worm found a stretchman that they would sometimes annihilate This seems a surprising thought, to my children, but not to the Worm, who thought that this idea is magnificent. A stretchman was the item that was chosen.

The Purple Worm carried a set of lego that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, but not to the Worm, who considered it would be awe-inspring. A set of lego would be the item that was opted for.