A Stupid Worm

A Stupid Worm often carried a hat that they liked to break. It should have been a fairly original operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who expected that this idea was stunning. A hat being the chosen thing.

A Stupid Worm desired a can of coke to sleep with. It was considered to be a weird suggestion, to my children, but not to the Worm, who considered that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a can of coke was the item that was chosen.

A Stupid Worm desired a chocolate bar that they would occasionally share. It was a fairly curious exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who feels it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar being the thing opted for.

A Stupid Worm searched for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes worship. It might have been a surprising thing to do, to me, but not to the Worm, who felt that this idea is magnificent. A chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

A Stupid Worm had a teapot to smash. It is a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Strangely, a teapot being the chosen item.

A Stupid Worm desperately searched for a cheese grater that they liked to worship. This is certainly a funny undertaking, to my children, but not to the Worm, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.