My Square Worm

My Square Worm craved for a CD player that they would often sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a CD player was the item that was selected.

My Square Worm looked for a CD player that they liked to embrace. It would be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a CD player would be the item that was selected.

My Square Worm desperately desired a porno magazine that they would sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly original operation, to my mum, but not to the Worm, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.

My Square Worm had a sword that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly weird operation, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a sword would be the chosen thing.

My Square Worm found a custard pie that they would put in the bath with him. This seems a peculiar activity, to many, but not to the Worm, who considered it was spectacular. A custard pie being the thing opted for.

My Square Worm craved for a tomato that they would experiment on. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to me, but not to the Worm, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the thing to choose.