The Fat Worm

The Fat Worm always kept a ball that they would eat. It might have been a bizarre idea, to my grandma, but not to the Worm, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a ball being the thing selected.

The Fat Worm desperately wanted a melon that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might say this is a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, but not to the Worm, who thought that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the item to opt for.

The Fat Worm searched for a stapler that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly original thought, to most, but not to the Worm, who assumed it was exciting. A stapler is the thing to opt for.

The Fat Worm wanted a bottle of wine to insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly strange undertaking, to my children, but not to the Worm, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

The Fat Worm desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would often put up their bum. It is a fairly bizarre idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who felt it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the thing to select.

The Fat Worm had a wig that they liked to cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.