Her Dodgy Worm

Her Dodgy Worm always carried a big sponge that they would often smash. This could be considered an odd activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Worm, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a big sponge would be the item that was opted for.

Her Dodgy Worm searched for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a fairly unusual idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Worm, who considered that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

Her Dodgy Worm had a bottle of beer to insert somewhere. It should be a funny proposal, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who feels it was fun. Strangely, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.

Her Dodgy Worm looked for a ball that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems a fairly bizarre idea, to most, but not to the Worm, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball being the thing selected.

Her Dodgy Worm looked for a dildo that they would try to balance on their head. This seems a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, but not to the Worm, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a dildo is the thing to select.

Her Dodgy Worm always kept a bag of poop that they would occasionally throw. It would be a fairly curious thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Worm, who expected it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.