Her Ugly Worm

Her Ugly Worm desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would often insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly weird operation, to most, but not to the Worm, who felt it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

Her Ugly Worm wanted a set square that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly original activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Worm, who feels it was exciting. Who would have thought, a set square was the item that was opted for.

Her Ugly Worm looked for a cheese grater that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly funny suggestion, to many, but not to the Worm, who felt it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater is the item to choose.

Her Ugly Worm desperately desired a bag of flour that they would often smash. It should be a fairly astonishing action, to you and me, but not to the Worm, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a bag of flour would be the item that was selected.

Her Ugly Worm craved for a stretchman that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was an exciting action, to me and my children, but not to the Worm, who feels that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman being the item selected.

Her Ugly Worm always had with them a bottle of wine that they would sometimes demolish. It might have been a peculiar thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Worm, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.