My Magical Worm

My Magical Worm desperately needed a porno magazine that they would sometimes throw. This is certainly an odd undertaking, to you, but not to the Worm, who assumed it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine being the chosen item.

My Magical Worm carried a dildo that they would sometimes worship. It might be a new action, to me, but not to the Worm, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

My Magical Worm searched for a toilet brush that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a bizarre suggestion, to many, but not to the Worm, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

My Magical Worm needed a bat that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a weird and wonderful activity, to you, but not to the Worm, who felt it would be wonderful. Honestly, a bat being the thing selected.

My Magical Worm owned a bottle of beer that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a different activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who assumed it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.

My Magical Worm looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would break. This seems to be a fairly new idea, to most, but not to the Worm, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.