Grumpy Worm

Grumpy Worm always carried a vibrator that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be an unusual suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Worm, who assumed that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the item to select.

Grumpy Worm looked for a crown that they would sometimes worship. One might find this to be a strange operation, to many, but not to the Worm, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a crown would be the item that was chosen.

Grumpy Worm had a tomato that they would sometimes drop. One might consider this to be an odd proposal, to you and me, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato would be the thing that was chosen.

Grumpy Worm always had with them a spade that they would often hug. It might have been a fairly original exercise, to you and me, but not to the Worm, who expected that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

Grumpy Worm often carried a teapot that they would put down their trousers. It was considered to be an extraordinary suggestion, to me, but not to the Worm, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.

Grumpy Worm always kept a painting of a melon that they would often cuddle. This seems a fairly weird undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Worm, who feels it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.