The Eccentric Worm

The Eccentric Worm had a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly funny undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Worm, who feels it was sublime. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.

The Eccentric Worm looked for a bag of flour that they would try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre operation, to you, but not to the Worm, who considered that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour would be the item that was selected.

The Eccentric Worm always kept a set of lego that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been a strange action, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who considered it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a set of lego would be the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric Worm craved for a pint of cider that they would sometimes hug. It should have been a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

The Eccentric Worm needed a cucumber that they sometimes smash. This seems to be a weird and wonderful thought, to you, but not to the Worm, who feels it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

The Eccentric Worm carried a ball that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems a fairly new thought, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who thought that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a ball is the thing to choose.