A Depressed Worm

A Depressed Worm needed a computer that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly original suggestion, to my children, but not to the Worm, who expected that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a computer is the thing to choose.

A Depressed Worm carried a pint of cider to rub on his belly. It might have been a weird operation, to you, but not to the Worm, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

A Depressed Worm always carried a CD player that they sometimes demolish. One might find this to be a fairly unusual activity, to my children, but not to the Worm, who felt it was breathtaking. A CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

A Depressed Worm wanted a rubber johnny that they would sometimes break. This seems to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to many, but not to the Worm, who had decided that the idea was simply life. A rubber johnny being the item selected.

A Depressed Worm always kept a hat that they would smash. It was an unusual idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Worm, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a hat would be the item chosen.

A Depressed Worm desperately looked for a bag of flour that they sometimes annihilate One might say this is a fairly surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Worm, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour was the item that was opted for.