My Red Worm

My Red Worm often carried a sack of potatoes to hug. One might say this is a different operation, to you, but not to the Worm, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

My Red Worm owned a block of cheese that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly curious idea, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who feels it was fun. Strangely, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.

My Red Worm always had with them a can of Dr Pepper to smash. This seems to be a fairly surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Worm, who had decided it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.

My Red Worm craved for a bag of poop that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This could be considered a somewhat surprising action, to me and my children, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.

My Red Worm desperately desired a porno magazine to worship. One might find this to be a fairly original activity, to most, but not to the Worm, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

My Red Worm always carried a hat that they would often put on his head. It should have been a strange undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a hat was the item that was opted for.