The Grumpy Worm

The Grumpy Worm desperately desired a cheese grater that they would occasionally play with. It should have been a bizarre exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Worm, who had decided that this idea was sublime. A cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Worm found a lava lamp that they sometimes cuddle. It is considered to be an unusual suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Worm, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Worm craved for a sword that they would often put down their trousers. It would be a weird undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a sword being the thing selected.

The Grumpy Worm searched for a mug that they sometimes smash. It should have been a surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who considered that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a mug is the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Worm found a set square that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Worm, who considered it was exciting. A set square being the item selected.

The Grumpy Worm desperately desired a radiator that they liked to drop. One might find this to be a fairly original exercise, to you and me, but not to the Worm, who assumed it would be wonderous. Strangely, a radiator was the chosen item.