The Weary Worm

The Weary Worm needed a condom that they would insert somewhere. It would have been a strange thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Worm, who feels it was exciting. Honestly, a condom being the thing selected.

The Weary Worm looked for a pen that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might consider this to be an exciting suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Worm, who thinks that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen having that done to it

The Weary Worm looked for a hat that they would often cuddle. This could be considered a peculiar exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a hat was the chosen thing.

The Weary Worm craved for a crown that they sometimes throw. This seems to be a fairly peculiar thought, to some, but not to the Worm, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown being the chosen thing.

The Weary Worm found a cucumber that they sometimes embrace. This seems a strange activity, to my mum, but not to the Worm, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber is the thing to opt for.

The Weary Worm owned a pen that they would occasionally cuddle. It should be a fairly funny thought, to my grandma, but not to the Worm, who felt it was simply life. A pen is the thing that was chosen.