Confused Worm

Confused Worm always kept a rubber chicken that they would insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly strange activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Worm, who expected it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

Confused Worm always kept a pint of cider that they would occasionally embrace. It should be a fairly curious proposal, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

Confused Worm always kept a hat that they would often experiment on. It should be a fairly curious action, to me and my husband, but not to the Worm, who had decided it would be exciting. A hat is the thing that was chosen.

Confused Worm wanted a set square that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Worm, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a set square was the chosen item.

Confused Worm owned a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Worm, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.

Confused Worm had a bat to put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly exciting operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a bat was the chosen item.