My Stupid Worm

My Stupid Worm desperately wanted a pen that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems a strange action, to everybody you know, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a pen was the thing that was selected.

My Stupid Worm always kept a toilet brush that they would sometimes smash. It might be an odd action, to everybody you know, but not to the Worm, who feels it would be stunning. A toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

My Stupid Worm owned a painting of a melon that they would put in the bath with him. It would have been an odd approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Worm, who thought it was simply life. Remarkably, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

My Stupid Worm wanted a computer that they would sometimes experiment on. It should have been a strange activity, to me, but not to the Worm, who feels that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer being the thing selected.

My Stupid Worm found a big sponge to experiment on. It should have been a funny thing to do, to me, but not to the Worm, who assumed that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge is the thing that was chosen.

My Stupid Worm wanted a pint of cider that they would put down their trousers. This is certainly an extraordinary action, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.