Her Fucking Worm

Her Fucking Worm desperately needed a piece of paper that they would sometimes hug. It is considered to be an exciting idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Worm, who feels that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.

Her Fucking Worm needed a sponge to experiment on. It might be a fairly different exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Worm, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a sponge is the thing that was chosen.

Her Fucking Worm desperately looked for a vibrator that they would occasionally hug. It was a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my children, but not to the Worm, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a vibrator is the thing to select.

Her Fucking Worm always had with them a mug that they would often insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly curious undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Worm, who felt that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug would be the thing that was selected.

Her Fucking Worm found a block of cheese that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly weird action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Worm, who expected it was sublime. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Fucking Worm often carried a tomato that they would throw. This could be considered a new exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a tomato was the thing that was chosen.