The Nervous Worm

The Nervous Worm desperately wanted a wig that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been an extraordinary operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a wig was the thing that was opted for.

The Nervous Worm carried a cheese grater to eat. It would have been a weird and wonderful idea, to you and me, but not to the Worm, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

The Nervous Worm carried a bottle of beer that they would hug. This could be considered a fairly curious thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Worm, who feels that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer having that done to it

The Nervous Worm desperately needed a block of cheese that they would often smash. This seems to be an extraordinary action, to me and my wife, but not to the Worm, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.

The Nervous Worm wanted a vibrator that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems to be an original undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who expected that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

The Nervous Worm needed a rubber chicken that they would occasionally sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who feels that this idea is magnificent. A rubber chicken is the item to choose.