Stupid Worm

Stupid Worm desperately looked for a little monkey that they would try to balance on their head. It should be a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Worm, who expected it was entertaining. Honestly, a little monkey was the thing that was chosen.

Stupid Worm desperately wanted a little monkey that they would break. This is certainly a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Worm, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a little monkey would be the thing that was opted for.

Stupid Worm desperately wanted a stretchman that they would share. One might say this is a bizarre suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Worm, who expected that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

Stupid Worm looked for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes experiment on. It might have been a new thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Worm, who thinks that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.

Stupid Worm desperately looked for a bag of flour that they would often put down their trousers. This could be considered a strange idea, to most, but not to the Worm, who feels it would be amazing. Remarkably, a bag of flour was the item that was opted for.

Stupid Worm desperately needed a condom that they would drop. One might find this to be a peculiar suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a condom is the thing to opt for.