Their Retarded Worm

Their Retarded Worm desired a set of lego that they liked to throw. It might be a fairly bizarre action, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who expected that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a set of lego is the item to select.

Their Retarded Worm needed a dildo that they would eat. One might find this to be an original approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a dildo being the item opted for.

Their Retarded Worm always carried a rubber johnny that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might have been a bizarre activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

Their Retarded Worm needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would often sit and look at. It might have been an unusual idea, to some, but not to the Worm, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

Their Retarded Worm looked for a mug that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly strange undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Worm, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a mug being the item opted for.

Their Retarded Worm always kept a spade that they would often rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Worm, who felt it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a spade would be the item that was selected.