The Boring Worm

The Boring Worm desperately desired a teapot that they sometimes share. It would be a fairly different suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Remarkably, a teapot would be the thing that was opted for.

The Boring Worm always carried a block of cheese to cuddle. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a block of cheese being the chosen thing.

The Boring Worm desperately searched for a cucumber that they would occasionally play with. This seems a peculiar undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a cucumber being the thing selected.

The Boring Worm always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would put down their trousers. It would be a fairly different activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was chosen.

The Boring Worm craved for a bottle of coke that they would rub on his belly. It would have been a weird exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Worm, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

The Boring Worm needed a can of coke to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly new idea, to many, but not to the Worm, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the thing that was selected.