His Boring Worm

His Boring Worm desperately wanted a piece of paper that they would occasionally smash. This might appear to be an unusual thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Worm, who felt it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the thing to select.

His Boring Worm desired a bottle of coke that they would put down their trousers. It would have been a strange exercise, to you, but not to the Worm, who assumed it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.

His Boring Worm carried a CD player that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Worm, who considered that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player was the chosen item.

His Boring Worm needed a toilet brush that they would often cuddle. This is certainly a different undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Worm, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush was the chosen item.

His Boring Worm always carried a cheese grater that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly curious idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

His Boring Worm needed a cheese grater that they liked to drop. One might say this is a weird approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.