His Horny Worm

His Horny Worm searched for a bottle of beer that they would often demolish. This seems to be an astonishing thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Worm, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

His Horny Worm always had with them a rubber chicken that they would cuddle. This could be considered a new activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

His Horny Worm desperately craved for a melon that they sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a fairly original activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Worm, who expected that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the item that was opted for.

His Horny Worm always carried a bat that they would often sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to most, but not to the Worm, who felt that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a bat being the thing opted for.

His Horny Worm wanted a pen that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a weird thought, to some, but not to the Worm, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a pen would be the thing that was opted for.

His Horny Worm wanted a cheese grater that they would occasionally hug. One might say this is a fairly funny thing to do, to my children, but not to the Worm, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.