His Lovely Worm

His Lovely Worm desperately wanted a radiator that they would often embrace. This seems a peculiar activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a radiator would be the thing that was opted for.

His Lovely Worm desperately searched for a vibrator that they would often smash. It was a funny idea, to my grandma, but not to the Worm, who felt that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator being the chosen thing.

His Lovely Worm craved for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally share. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Worm, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

His Lovely Worm always carried a pen that they would often put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly surprising suggestion, to me, but not to the Worm, who expected that the idea was fun. A pen would be the thing that was opted for.

His Lovely Worm looked for a toilet brush that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This is certainly a funny approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Worm, who felt it was spectacular. A toilet brush is the thing to select.

His Lovely Worm found a can of Tango that they would often sit and look at. One might find this to be a curious idea, to some, but not to the Worm, who considered it was fun. Honestly, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.