The Boring Worm

The Boring Worm desperately desired a lava lamp that they would cuddle. It might have been a fairly different approach to life, to you, but not to the Worm, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.

The Boring Worm desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they would often insert somewhere. It would have been a surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Worm, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.

The Boring Worm found a wig that they would smash. It might have been a strange undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a wig having that done to it

The Boring Worm wanted a sword that they would eat. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword of all things.

The Boring Worm desired a piece of paper that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Worm, who had decided it was fun. Strangely, a piece of paper is the item to choose.

The Boring Worm desperately wanted a set square that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly different idea, to you and me, but not to the Worm, who expected it would be miraculous. A set square was the thing that was opted for.