My Confused Worm

My Confused Worm often carried a stapler that they would sometimes play with. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar action, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a stapler is the item to choose.

My Confused Worm owned a bag of flour that they would sometimes worship. One might find this to be a fairly curious operation, to most, but not to the Worm, who considered it was miraculous. Remarkably, a bag of flour being the chosen thing.

My Confused Worm desperately desired a painting of a melon that they would occasionally drop. One might find this to be an odd suggestion, to some, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

My Confused Worm desperately needed a hat that they liked to sleep with. This is certainly a funny thing to do, to many, but not to the Worm, who feels that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a hat is the item to opt for.

My Confused Worm desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a peculiar operation, to some, but not to the Worm, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand of all things.

My Confused Worm craved for a crown that they would drop. It was a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. A crown being the chosen thing.