Her Bum Loving Worm

Her Bum Loving Worm desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly new action, to me, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

Her Bum Loving Worm always carried a little monkey that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was a fairly bizarre activity, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Bum Loving Worm needed a custard pie that they would often drop. It might have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to you and me, but not to the Worm, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a custard pie was the chosen thing.

Her Bum Loving Worm desperately looked for a stretchman to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a surprising thing to do, to you, but not to the Worm, who expected it was sublime. Remarkably, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.

Her Bum Loving Worm needed a mug that they would occasionally share. One might find this to be a fairly different exercise, to you and me, but not to the Worm, who feels it would be entertaining. A mug would be the item that was chosen.

Her Bum Loving Worm desired a wig that they would occasionally smash. It should be a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Worm, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the item that was chosen.