Her Chinese Worm

Her Chinese Worm always kept a stapler that they would cuddle. This could be considered a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Worm, who felt that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler being the thing opted for.

Her Chinese Worm carried a crown that they sometimes sit and look at. It would have been an original approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Worm, who feels it would be epic. Remarkably, a crown is the thing that was chosen.

Her Chinese Worm desperately craved for a bottle of wine to break. It might have been a fairly odd undertaking, to most, but not to the Worm, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. A bottle of wine was the chosen thing.

Her Chinese Worm carried a sack of potatoes that they would demolish. One might say this is a fairly new idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Worm, who considered that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.

Her Chinese Worm desired a big sponge to sleep with. It is considered to be a strange exercise, to many, but not to the Worm, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a big sponge being the item opted for.

Her Chinese Worm owned a ball that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a bizarre operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Honestly, a ball was the thing that was opted for.