A Foolish Worm

A Foolish Worm wanted a cucumber that they sometimes hug. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising idea, to you, but not to the Worm, who had decided it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.

A Foolish Worm found a block of cheese that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be a bizarre proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Worm, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. A block of cheese would be the chosen thing.

A Foolish Worm desperately desired a condom that they would try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly weird action, to me and my husband, but not to the Worm, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.

A Foolish Worm desperately needed a porno magazine that they liked to drop. It was a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

A Foolish Worm desired a CD player that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a fairly astonishing action, to many, but not to the Worm, who considered it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a CD player being the item selected.

A Foolish Worm desperately needed a little monkey that they would sometimes hug. It would have been a fairly curious activity, to my children, but not to the Worm, who considered that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a little monkey being the chosen thing.