The Grumpy Worm

The Grumpy Worm always had with them a block of cheese to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly odd proposal, to you, but not to the Worm, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

The Grumpy Worm wanted a melon that they liked to throw. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon would be the item chosen.

The Grumpy Worm needed a pencil sharpener that they would often eat. This seems to be a strange action, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who felt that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.

The Grumpy Worm needed a radiator that they would occasionally demolish. It would be a fairly curious suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a radiator was the item that was opted for.

The Grumpy Worm desperately searched for a pint of cider that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Worm, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

The Grumpy Worm craved for a stapler that they would often break. This might appear to be an original operation, to my children, but not to the Worm, who assumed that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a stapler having that done to it