Horny Worm

Horny Worm desperately desired a crown to smash. This seems a fairly original idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who thought that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown was the item that was opted for.

Horny Worm had a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is a fairly curious action, to my mum, but not to the Worm, who had decided it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.

Horny Worm needed a rubber johnny that they liked to smash. This might appear to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Worm, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

Horny Worm desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would put on his head. It might be a fairly surprising suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who thought that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

Horny Worm often carried a wig that they liked to put up their bum. It should be a weird proposal, to many, but not to the Worm, who feels that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a wig is the item to opt for.

Horny Worm often carried a tomato that they would try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly weird thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Worm, who felt that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato is the item that was chosen.