Random joke just to look cool

So, expired condoms are sad. It means there is no action going on. But enough about that bs. I want to talk about... wathever else. Like, I dont know, Comet Halley. It is predicted next time it comes close will be in year 2061 or so. Why do I care? I don't. I will probably be dead for a good fifteen years by then. I mean, I drink booze, eat steaks, ribs, hot chocolate fudge brownies, and so on. Will I change? Don't make me laugh.

So yeah. Time to go buy a new pair of bluejeans or wathever.