Ok, it's a deal

Yes just sign here and you will have it all.
Yes everything....what does everything mean?
I'm sorry I don't mean to be rude but I thought you were serious about this?
If not I can always take this deal to someone else?
So you do want it then? Good.
So just sign.
Good good were all done here.
When will the deal come into effect?
Haha it already has you just need to pay attention.
Where am I going? That's not part of the deal.
Goodbye