cryptid051 (48)in #unicorn • 12 hours agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Exciting UnicornExciting Unicorn looked for a vibrator that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was an exciting undertaking, to…cryptid051 (48)in #gremlin • yesterdaysteemCreated with Sketch.The Talented GremlinTalented Gremlin desperately desired a set of lego that they would demolish. One might consider this to be an…cryptid051 (48)in #lunatic • 2 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Chinese LunaticChinese Lunatic desired a helmet that they liked to embrace. It is a fairly odd thought, to my children, but not to…cryptid051 (48)in #orangutan • 4 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Crypting OrangutanCrypting Orangutan found a block of cheese that they would share. This might appear to be a strange exercise, to my…cryptid051 (48)in #unicorn • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Boring UnicornBoring Unicorn desperately searched for a pint of beer that they liked to eat. It is an exciting operation, to some…cryptid051 (48)in #cunt • 7 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Foolish CuntFoolish Cunt desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally sleep with. One might say this is a…cryptid051 (48)in #queen • 8 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Horny QueenHorny Queen craved for a teapot that they would put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly funny…cryptid051 (48)in #cunt • 9 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Lovely CuntLovely Cunt always kept a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly…cryptid051 (48)in #unicorn • 12 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Colourful UnicornColourful Unicorn craved for a lava lamp that they would occasionally worship. This is certainly an unusual action, to…cryptid051 (48)in #viper • 13 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Crazy ViperCrazy Viper always carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally worship. It might have been a fairly curious…cryptid051 (48)in #pet • 14 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Determined PetDetermined Pet desperately wanted a set square that they liked to demolish. One might find this to be a fairly…cryptid051 (48)in #reindeer • 15 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Bum Loving ReindeerBum Loving Reindeer owned a rubber johnny that they would sometimes cuddle. It is a fairly peculiar thought, to some…cryptid051 (48)in #prince • 16 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Different PrinceDifferent Prince always had with them a can of Dr Pepper to sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly different…cryptid051 (48)in #paki • 17 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Careful PakiCareful Paki needed a bottle of coke that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly exciting…cryptid051 (48)in #princess • 19 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Depressed PrincessDepressed Princess desired a sword that they would occasionally demolish. This seems a fairly extraordinary thing to…cryptid051 (48)in #pigeon • 21 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Famous PigeonFamous Pigeon owned a crown that they would occasionally sleep with. It might be a fairly original suggestion, to me…cryptid051 (48)in #santa • 22 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Curious SantaCurious Santa desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is…cryptid051 (48)in #jerk • 23 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Boring JerkBoring Jerk desired a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally drop. This is certainly a fairly funny action, to…cryptid051 (48)in #woodpecker • 24 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Beautiful WoodpeckerBeautiful Woodpecker had a big sponge that they would often drop. This could be considered a fairly astonishing…cryptid051 (48)in #artist • 25 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Crazy ArtistCrazy Artist desperately craved for a bottle of wine to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a…
