A Nervous Eagle

A Nervous Eagle owned a rubber johnny to demolish. It would be a surprising thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.

A Nervous Eagle searched for a bottle of wine that they would drop. It should have been a fairly funny action, to me and my parents, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

A Nervous Eagle desired a cucumber that they would throw. It should have been a different action, to some, but not to the Eagle, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the thing that was chosen.

A Nervous Eagle owned a dildo that they liked to break. It might be an astonishing undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who feels that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the item chosen.

A Nervous Eagle wanted a cheese grater that they sometimes throw. It was considered to be a fairly funny thought, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a cheese grater was the chosen thing.

A Nervous Eagle searched for a rubber johnny that they would embrace. It is a bizarre undertaking, to my children, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.