cryptid098 (44)in #giraffe • 2 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Dodgy GiraffeDodgy Giraffe desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand to put up their bum. It was a surprising thought, to my…cryptid098 (44)in #martian • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Square MartianSquare Martian had a pint of beer that they would sometimes put on his head. It should be a curious undertaking, to…cryptid098 (44)in #baby • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Little BabyLittle Baby carried a spade that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly new…cryptid098 (44)in #servant • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Exceptional ServantExceptional Servant desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they would often play with. This seems to be a…cryptid098 (44)in #elephant • 8 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Brainy ElephantBrainy Elephant often carried a radiator that they sometimes sit and look at. It should have been a different thought…cryptid098 (44)in #antelope • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Naughty AntelopeNaughty Antelope desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes sleep with. It was a weird and…cryptid098 (44)in #robin • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Silly RobinSilly Robin had a rubber chicken that they would eat. It would have been an unusual proposal, to my children, but not…cryptid098 (44)in #knight • 12 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Brainy KnightBrainy Knight desperately desired a painting of a melon that they would worship. This could be considered a somewhat…cryptid098 (44)in #pet • 13 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Exceptional PetExceptional Pet always had with them a piece of paper that they sometimes annihilate It should have been a fairly…cryptid098 (44)in #baby • 15 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Exceptional BabyExceptional Baby always kept a radiator that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre…cryptid098 (44)in #martian • 16 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Adorable MartianAdorable Martian desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they would often demolish. It should be a fairly…cryptid098 (44)in #prince • 17 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Special PrinceSpecial Prince needed a can of Tango to insert somewhere. This seems a new undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the…cryptid098 (44)in #hedgehog • 18 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Grumpy HedgehogGrumpy Hedgehog always carried a set square that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a…cryptid098 (44)in #queen • 19 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Stupid QueenStupid Queen desired a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes hug. It is a fairly original operation, to everybody…cryptid098 (44)in #sparrow • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.Her Grumpy SparrowGrumpy Sparrow desperately needed a cheese grater that they would sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly an…cryptid098 (44)in #cat • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.A Boring CatBoring Cat often carried a cucumber that they sometimes experiment on. It might be a fairly surprising idea, to my…cryptid098 (44)in #dildo • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.Her Boring DildoBoring Dildo desperately searched for a block of cheese that they liked to sit and look at. One might consider this to…cryptid098 (44)in #king • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.My Fucking KingFucking King always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes smash. This could be considered a fairly…cryptid098 (44)in #poodle • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.A Bum Loving PoodleBum Loving Poodle looked for a condom that they would often put on his head. It should have been a curious suggestion…cryptid098 (44)in #snake • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch. Cute SnakeCute Snake wanted a hat that they would sometimes experiment on. It might have been a fairly original proposal, to me…
