cryptid098 (46)in #santa • 12 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Green SantaGreen Santa craved for a crown that they liked to put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly original…cryptid098 (46)in #elf • 13 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Stupid ElfStupid Elf desperately needed a hat that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to…cryptid098 (46)in #gremlin • 14 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Purple GremlinPurple Gremlin desperately needed a cheese grater that they liked to smash. One might say this is a surprising…cryptid098 (46)in #scammer • 16 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Funny ScammerFunny Scammer desperately searched for a bag of poop that they sometimes experiment on. It should have been a…cryptid098 (46)in #snake • 17 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Scary SnakeScary Snake looked for a bat that they would sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a curious approach to life, to…cryptid098 (46)in #orangutan • 18 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Unusual OrangutanUnusual Orangutan owned a bottle of wine that they would sometimes smash. It was considered to be an astonishing…cryptid098 (46)in #giraffe • 20 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Magical GiraffeMagical Giraffe often carried a hat that they liked to rub on his belly. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising…cryptid098 (46)in #nerd • 22 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Adventurous NerdAdventurous Nerd often carried a wig that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly weird…cryptid098 (46)in #lunatic • 23 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Stupid LunaticStupid Lunatic owned a condom that they sometimes share. One might consider this to be an extraordinary undertaking…cryptid098 (46)in #king • 24 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Dodgy KingDodgy King found a stretchman that they would try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly original operation, to my dad…cryptid098 (46)in #antelope • 25 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Dodgy AntelopeDodgy Antelope always carried a ball that they would drop. This might appear to be a fairly odd idea, to everybody you…cryptid098 (46)in #aftab • 27 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Bum Loving AftabBum Loving Aftab desired a rubber johnny that they would embrace. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar idea, to…cryptid098 (46)in #martian • 28 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Bum Loving MartianBum Loving Martian often carried a bottle of wine that they sometimes smash. It was considered to be a fairly original…cryptid098 (46)in #monkey • 29 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Hungry MonkeyHungry Monkey owned a tomato that they would often rub on his belly. It is an astonishing suggestion, to me and my…cryptid098 (46)in #viper • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch. Dodgy ViperDodgy Viper desperately craved for a wig that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems a fairly surprising…cryptid098 (46)in #king • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.His Boring KingBoring King desired a spade that they would put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly strange…cryptid098 (46)in #antelope • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.Their Crazy AntelopeCrazy Antelope searched for a ball to cuddle. One might say this is a funny approach to life, to you and me, but not…cryptid098 (46)in #ogre • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.The Famous OgreFamous Ogre desperately needed a mug that they liked to play with. This is certainly an extraordinary idea, to me and…cryptid098 (46)in #monster • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.Her Fucking MonsterFucking Monster desperately searched for a CD player that they would occasionally experiment on. It should be a…cryptid098 (46)in #fish • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.The Curious FishCurious Fish desperately wanted a can of coke that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a fairly astonishing…
